i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
(Source: louistomlinslon, via theplaceoftom)
PLEASE tell me I wasn’t the only one that for the longest time when I was little thought the “D” in Disney was some weird backwards G thing.
…I thought I was the only one.
I think it was literally 2 years ago I actually started seeing it as a D
I STILL see it as a weird G thing
Congrats on getting the D
(Source: beaniecriss, via theplaceoftom)
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
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